I’m Lord Voldemort, fly me

My, my, the lead actors in the Harry Potter film franchise have certainly been doing their best to raise the public’s awareness during the run-up to the publication of the last tale of Potter.

First we had Daniel Radcliffe, Harry himself, doing nude scenes in a West End production of the play Equus. Then we had Hermione and Ron Weasley demanding more money or else they’d put down their wands. And only now do I learn that Lord Voldemort was inducted into the Mile-High Club by a Qantas flight attendant during a flight out of Darwin. I knew business class carried a lot of perks, but really now . . .