Sippin’ to the sagas

Not only does Egil Skallagrimsson have his own saga, he’s got his own orange soda, his own sparkling water and his own malt extract that can be blended with Egil-brand apple-flavored water, to get you ready for some Yuletide mayhem. That’s better than Beowulf can manage. Yo, B-Wulf, you got your own pineapple soda? I didn’t think so. Punk.