Assuming a publisher buys my next book proposal, I think I might just want a book party with a fan dancer, or loads of hotties waiting for cameras to be aimed at them, or at least a nice wine tasting session. Until then, however, I console myself with the knowledge that The Last Three Miles is now in its second printing and the publisher is most pleased. So thank you, everyone who bought the book.
I gots me a first edition! Cool.