You need to read these blog posts. Don’t try to sass me, just do like I say and everythang will be everythang.
Sheik and bake with Jeff. Read about Matters of Faith with Kristy. Make fun of sophomoric folk-pop with Nick. Hear about writing, Hoboken and writing about Hoboken from Christian.
Study Old English with Professor Nokes. Concoct zombie rhymes with John. Watch for the Antichrist with Scott.
And once you’ve done all that, go on an odyssey with Lance, contemplate shape-shifting reptiles with Henry and sing along with James.
Have a good weekend, too.