Apparently Newt Gingrich has some ideological grifter operation going that targets newly launched small businesses. I was getting ready to open the bookstore the other day when the phone rang and the following exchange ensued:
ME: Hello, Nighthawk Books.
GRIFTER: Hi, I’m calling from Newt Gingrich’s Yadda Yadda Blah Blah Project. I know you’re busy, so I’ll make this short.
ME: I’ll go you one better. (Hangs up phone.)